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 Have you ever wanted to turn your moderately priced wood glue into a useless glob of waste? OF COURSE you have. Here's how to do it.
First start off with a desire to accomplish something that requires glue. Make a list of things that need glued and gather all the items up together so they are all within easy reach. Now that they are all nearby you can glue everything quickly, easily and without waste.
Then find the glue.
You know you have it somewhere.
Is it in the basement? Possibly in the craft room? Naw, it must be in the tool box.
Hey, there it is. Now, its time to get some gluing done.
Take apart the furniture you want to repair. It has some screws and a little bit of broken wood, but nothing a fuckload of glue won't fix right? OK, it's all torn apart and ready to be glued back into perfection.
Open the top. Make note that the top is a fancy screw on, screw off
jobby so there will never be a stuck gob of glue in the neck ever
again. Way to go engineers! This will save me loads of time and free
me up to glue even more items.
 Huzzzah!!
wait...something is wrong here. Hey there is some glue stuck in the neck.
Well this is odd. It appears the entire bottle bottle of glue is one giant congealed gob of glue.
Hrm.
Well that's nifty. Now you will have to take it apart, get pictures of
it, post it on the interwebbs for all to laugh and point at.
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