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This is for the "What the fuck" catagory. This guy is selling at home laser eye surgery kits. I dont know if its legal, safe, smart or even real.
"LASIK@Home is the same patented surgical procedure performed
at eye clinics around the world, but without the unnecessary equipment
and staff. Find out more on the How It Works page."
 The part about "unnecessary equipment and staff" is priceless.
I don't know what I am afraid of, this thing doesnt really look all that scary.
Does it?
I got Lasik eye surgery a year ago and it was the best thing I ever did for myself. THIS however looks like the equivelent of those weirdo back alley plastic surgeons who squirt any 'ol weird shit into your face to smooth out lines and wrinkles, for a paltry 200 bucks.
I don't think I would trust this device to skin a potatoe for dinner, let alone skin the front part of my eyeball off, laser it, then flip it back.
" LASIK@Home is committed to bringing clear vision to those
less fortunate. We encourage you to donate your old eyeglasses to your
local school, Lions Club, or other charity."
Yeah throw those old joints away, its time fo' some new hotness.
This is the kit that you get apparently. It looks like a pee cup for when you are travelling and have to pee. Whats the mask for anyhow? To cover up the bleeding when you are done? Or to hide your embarassing eyes when you sober up and realise you performed a complicated operation on yourself. Well on the bright side, it DOES seem to come with instructions.
Well the guy looks pretty smart and dapper. Maybe he does know what hes talking about and this is a good idea. He IS wearing a labcoat, and that makes him an expert--right?
Hers a real life testemonial: "My LASIK@Home kit came in the mail just a few days after I
ordered it. I was so excited that I used it that same night! My
boyfriend helped me do it. It was all done in an hour and I didn?t feel
a thing!"
Yeah, the booze kinda knocks down the pain I suppose.
Anyhow, this is the website all this comedic goodness was taken from.
http://www.lasikathome.com
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